Its always darkest just before the dawn

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

I only want this with you.
(via h0lycake)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

animatedtext:

requested by australian-horror-storry

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE