Its always darkest just before the dawn
im so super GAAAAYYYY

karlimeaghan:

floristgump:

benvoliomontagoo:

today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN

Wrong door

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epic-vines:

Narrating people’s lives at the gym

Vine by: Thomas Sanders

officialfrenchtoast:

tsunayoushisawada:

never serve me french toast, i still have war flashbacks concerning french toast

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i never thought i would read a sentence like this

officialfrenchtoast:

me doing a presentation in class

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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z33zy:


Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

z33zy:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT