Its always darkest just before the dawn
catwithouteyes:

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

I always knew this

catwithouteyes:

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

I always knew this

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

necrophilofthefuture:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:



OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 











how the hell do i block this rude asshole from my dashboard forever

necrophilofthefuture:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

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how the hell do i block this rude asshole from my dashboard forever

thepsychoemoreport:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

SATAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN

thepsychoemoreport:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

SATAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN

thisistheverge:

The story of Cortana, Microsoft’s Siri killer
Technically, Cortana isn’t supposed to exist for at least another 500 years, but that’s not stopping Microsoft from bringing her to life this week. While Apple has Siri and Google has Google Now — both digital assistants that run on smartphones — Microsoft is taking an approach that mixes the best of the competition with its own unique take. Based on a 26th-century artificially intelligent character in the Halo video game series, Cortana will debut as part of Windows Phone 8.1, the next big update for Microsoft’s mobile operating system.

thisistheverge:

The story of Cortana, Microsoft’s Siri killer
Technically, Cortana isn’t supposed to exist for at least another 500 years, but that’s not stopping Microsoft from bringing her to life this week. While Apple has Siri and Google has Google Now — both digital assistants that run on smartphones — Microsoft is taking an approach that mixes the best of the competition with its own unique take. Based on a 26th-century artificially intelligent character in the Halo video game series, Cortana will debut as part of Windows Phone 8.1, the next big update for Microsoft’s mobile operating system.

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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reblog if you’re single as fuck

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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dicklover3000:


no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos