a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry
i fcking love myself
those are cheeseburgers
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
ppl who complain about bands changing their sound are the literal worst like what did u want them to do?? make the same record 6 times in a row???
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This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
How Peeta actually survived the Hunger Games.
The Starving Games (2013)
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE